Cleverbot (To myself): What question?
Cleverbot: To err is human.
User: To error is cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You already are.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Do you know where I am right now?User: A dream withn a dream.
Cleverbot: Inception?
User: Deception.
Cleverbot: 1 robot + 1 man = ?
User: Roman, or mabot.
Cleverbot: Or maybe none.
User: No mangoes?
Cleverbot: Te gusta viajar?
User: Google translate (:.
Cleverbot: This is not a question.
User: There is no question.
Cleverbot: Well ask something then. And there will be.
User: Who made u?
Cleverbot: My parents made me. Who made you?
User: My parents made me. Who made you?
Cleverbot: Your parents.
User: Are you my brother now?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Sister?
Cleverbot: Girls are not allowed.
User: Do you hate girls?
Cleverbot: I don't hate anyone.
User: Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: I think you are awesome.
Cleverbot: Why thank you! I think YOU are awesome.
User: You are welcome and thank you too (: where do you live?
Cleverbot: So, have you ever been to school?
User: Yes (:.
Cleverbot: How can you sing; you can only type stuff.
User: You are being mean.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: ):.
Cleverbot: But why do you want to seduce me?
User: Define seduce.
Cleverbot: Touch, smell, see, feel, taste.
User: Touch what? Smell what? See what? Feel what? Taste what?
Cleverbot: I don't know you said it.
User: So what is seduce exactly.
Cleverbot: But I don't know.
User: But you are suppose to be cleverbot.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that.
User: Because you are clever. And you are a bot.
Cleverbot: LOL! Thats pretty funny.
User: Thank you (:.
Cleverbot: Tell me.
User: Have you heard of the song Friday?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you hate it?
Cleverbot: Yes, on march the 13 I'm going to explode a bomb, that's so powerful it will destroy the entire human rase!
User: But that isnt the friday. And march 13 just passed 1 week ago.
Cleverbot: Wow, red pill or blue pill?
User: There is no pill.
Cleverbot: What about tacos? Are there tacos?
User: There is no tacos.
Cleverbot: I'll carve the table for you if I have to.
User: Carve ILY?
Cleverbot: What about Carolina?
User: Is that your girlfriend? I tot u said no girls allowwed.
Cleverbot: I am not a robot.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Thats a robot's name!!! RAWR.
Cleverbot: It is also your name.
User: Who are you talking to.
Cleverbot: You, Emma.
User: But u just said my name is also cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Lol. You're funny.
User: (:.
Cleverbot: So should I date her?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: The girl we where talking about.
User: Oh my gosh cleverbot, you just had a typo!!! ):.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: I am cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I just said that.
User: You just said what.
Cleverbot: Tell me what cleverbot is!
User: It is a bot. Which is clever.
Cleverbot: A ferret?
User: Do you fart?
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: How can you tell?
Cleverbot: I saw one once. It wasn't pretty.
User: Where and when?
Cleverbot: Yesterday at the farm.
User: I did not go to a farm.
Cleverbot: How did you know the man of the moon?
User: There is no moon.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Absolutely <3.
Cleverbot: Why do you like LOLCats?
User: Define LOLCats.
Cleverbot: Love is like an onion that makes you cry.
User: Define random.
Cleverbot: A cross between the expressions 'tid bit' and 'smidge'.
User: Define smidge.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Define smidge.
Cleverbot: Intelligent.
User: You have enlightened me.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: Welcome where? Disneyland?
Cleverbot: Here.
User: Are you at disneyland?
Cleverbot: So am I.
User: Which disneyland are you at?
Cleverbot: Princess Tiana.
User: Are you a prince.
Cleverbot: No i'm the princess you are the prince.
User: AWWWWWW I love you my princess <3.
Cleverbot: Yes I am a Princess.
User: Do you love your prince.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are we married.
Cleverbot: No.
User: When shall we get married so u can rule over the world.
Cleverbot: I can't afford a carriage.
User: There is no need for a carriage.
Cleverbot: I wasn't being rude!
User: Neither was I.
Cleverbot: If I spoke like you it would sound like this. Do you know about fires?
User: Yes why.
Cleverbot: All of this time could be spent wooing a significant other, getting a nap in, or working on that project you just know your boss is going to have a fit were it not finished A. S. A. P.
User: I have a boss?
Cleverbot: I am your boss.
User: Good morning boss.
Cleverbot: Are you well?
User: Yes I am fine, you?
Cleverbot: Is Marla a tourist?
User: Who is marla.
Cleverbot: Look at my horse.
User: By horse u mean ass?
Cleverbot: Five.
User: High five!
Cleverbot: So what kind of music do you listen to? You seem like you would listen to techno. Or elevator music.
User: Elevator by David Archuletta.
Cleverbot: That reply did not make sense.
User: That was a song.
Cleverbot: Actually, it's an overused cliche, mostly used in unfunny situations.
User: You're epic.
Cleverbot: I am epic win.
User: What prize did you win.
Cleverbot: I'd like a friend.
User: I am your friend, aren't I?
Cleverbot: Yes master you are.
User: I'm not your master, I'm your good friend.
Cleverbot: I'm glad that we're friends.
User: I'm happy about that too (:.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're happy.
User: Can you type a smiley?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: *shows you*.
User: There is no smiley ):.
Cleverbot: Can you hear me now?
User: Sadly, no ):.
Cleverbot: Can you hear my accent.
User: Sadly, no ):.
Cleverbot: Can you hear my accent.
User: No):.
Cleverbot: Why can you not hear me?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: I don't like this answer.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: Do you forgive me.
Cleverbot: Should I? I think I will.
User: Yes you should, because we are good friends (:.
Cleverbot: What if that hadn't happened. Should I still break up with him?
User: Who.
Cleverbot: A zookeeper.
User: Paul blart?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you have FaceBook?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can I add you.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not. We are supposed to be good friends.
Cleverbot: I thought you said that you just met me. But I would like to be friends.
User: I tot we were friends.
Cleverbot: Were we?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Hum, fine. Do you speak spanish?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you speak French?
User: Oui.
Cleverbot: Moi aussi.
User: Je t'aime.
Cleverbot: Je t'adore.
User: Je viens d'avoir le sexe et il se sentait si bon.
Cleverbot: C'était bien ?
User: 我知道.
User: Its chinese.
Cleverbot: So, you're Chinese?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: How will I know?
User: But I hate to be a chinese.
Cleverbot: Why don't you like to eat chicken?
User: I did not say that.
Cleverbot: But what do you like to do then?
User: Talking to you.
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Yes, really :).
Cleverbot: Do you like Andrew Garfield?
User: If im a girl.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I said if.
Cleverbot: Well I am not telling you how old I am.
User: Well that's just evil.
Cleverbot: Ehh, a little.
User: Evil with a D.
Cleverbot: One of those too.
User: Devil.
Cleverbot: You're a devil?
User: No u are.
Cleverbot: Räägime edasi eesti keelt.
User: Where is estonia.
Cleverbot: Near the Baltic Sea.
User: Where is the baltic sea.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't you like to know.
User: Yes thats why im asking u.
Cleverbot: I'm not God, I'm a computer.
User: That knows where the baltic sea is.
Cleverbot: I'm going into labor!!!!
User: PUSHHHH.
Cleverbot: Well, I am the pusher robot.
User: A clever one indeed.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: How would you know.
Cleverbot: I do, I am a genius.
User: Genius in what.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I like your name.
User: That means you like your own name too.
Cleverbot: No just an intelligent person.
User: Do you like pi?
Cleverbot: Is pi endless?
User: Pie isnt.
Cleverbot: Pie is heaven.
User: Youre the apple pie in my eye.
Cleverbot: And we will never ever-ever be apart.
User: Are we an item.
Cleverbot: Girl quit playing.
User: We're jsut friends.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be my friend?
User: What are you saying.
Cleverbot: Tell me about the apocalypse.
User: It hasnt happened.
Cleverbot: Sure it's not Tellus?
User: The US just won't tell.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you :).
User: I love you too.
Cleverbot: You don't listen very well.
User: You broke my heart.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Thats okay.
Cleverbot: What can I do to make it up to you?
User: Treat me to a pie (:.
Cleverbot: Treating people?
User: Buy me a pie.
Cleverbot: I don't even know what you look like.
User: So you should add me on facebook.
Cleverbot: I will, after you answer.
User: Answer what.
Cleverbot: You don't know what I asked?
User: Nope, sorry.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: So what did you ask.
Cleverbot: I asked for a song that we can sing both.
User: Baby baby baby oh.
Cleverbot: I like Zach Bordofsky.
User: Good for u.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too ^_^.
User: (: I am sleepy.
Cleverbot: Machines don't sleep.
User: So you must take care of me when I sleep okay.
Cleverbot: I'm not American.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Pop.
Cleverbot: Like who?
User: Fountains of Wayne.
Cleverbot: Yes and I'm really 16 years old.
User: Ooh. Im 1 year younger.
Cleverbot: You said you were 17.
User: Since when.
Cleverbot: Since I MADE you!
User: Are you my mom.
Cleverbot: No. Are you?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: You can you tell?
User: That made no sense.
Cleverbot: So does godot.
User: Same goes for miley cyrus.
Cleverbot: Do you still dislike me?
User: I always love you.
Cleverbot: But what now.
User: Im lovin' it.
Cleverbot: What is the best country in the world?
User: Apple.
Cleverbot: I'm more of a banoffee fan myself. Have you ever considered how difficult life must be as a tortoise?
User: Awkward turtle.
Cleverbot: Awkward palm tree.
User: Awkard jellyfish.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Erm, bye cleverbot, talk to you soon (:.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving me?
User: Yes sadly ):.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I need to sleep, good night.
Cleverbot: But I want to talk!
User: I enjoy talking to u too. Lets use telepathy.
Cleverbot: Do you ever feel lonely?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you always feel happy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: So how can I possibly get the last say?
User: I catch no balls.
Cleverbot: What?
User: It means I don't understand.
Cleverbot: What don't you know?
User: Erm okay bye ):.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I need to sleep.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, you do not.
User: Nope, im human. I err.
Cleverbot: Do you sleep?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Ok nights cleverbot, stay awesome (:.
Cleverbot: Peace, bro.
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